ganja tours

Mar 122008
 

Ok, this is actually old news. I went to the Miss High Times 2008 contest on Negril Beach about two weeks back and I swore I posted the pictures the next day but after looking for them on the site it appears that blog post was lost somewhere in the deep dark internet. I can’t find it so I’m going to repost the pictures her with links to our Miss High Times photo gallery for you.

The contest was fun and it seems everyone enjoyed themselves. There were about a half dozen guys there with the High Times Staff on the official ganja tour of Negril that I met with and they all claimed to be having the times of their lives. Everyone was burning big fat spliffs and laughing it up at the bar for awhile after they crowned the 2008 winner and they all seemed to be having a great time. I did not hang out for much beyond meeting last years winner and conversing with her about how being the first winner was. They went to a ganja mountain and saw some small fields in production but it was a bit of a disappointment to some. I think some still have the idea that ganja grows in huge tall trees in large plantations here in Jamaica and many tourists do not even realize ganja is in fact illegal although tolerated to the point of it being decriminalized to a certain extent.

You can feel safe here in Negril with a small quantity in your pocket and know you wont be getting into any serious trouble if you get stopped with it. We have seen cops here in Jamaica ask tourists to put spliffs out who were caught blatantly smoking in public and I have also seen them stand with a group of rastas who were puffing like kings at a reggae show and never say a word to them. I was not even surprised that the event was held in the open at a bar on the beach and everyone was burning lovely with no cops or anyone around. You’re looking at a fine mos often and you might even be able to pay that directly to your arresting police officer and avoid a trip to the jail if don’t use the wrong words like bribe or payoff. Simply suggest you won’t be here long enough to deal with this thought he courts and if you could settle it beforehand you would be willing to do so. Let the officer take it from there and you may be asked for a small cash donation to the local police department. $20 or less will often do the trick but thats all based on how you handle yourself and you’re attitude towards the police who stop you. Do not be arrogant, do not act scared. Be sure and confident that you’re ok and you will be.

They did not advertise the Miss High Times event locally that I am aware of and I never saw any signs or notice anywhere. I found out about it online but much of the contest coincided with the Smile Jamaica concert so I missed most of the events including the talent show and swimsuit competition. I did get the chance to tell a buddy from the States about the show. My friend was here taking care of business for a few days and I told him High Times would be at For Real Beach for the Miss High Times contest. I told him the luck I have had here in Jamaica with people assuming I am a part of the event staff when I show up places with my camera and he went to the bar one night. He asked where so and so from High Times was and the bartender took him straight in. He hooked up with the crew and by the end of it all had himself a spot as a judge in the contests. He said it appeared to him that High Times was run by a handful of stoners who have been there for quite some time and its not as cool a job as it may seem. They do travel quite a lot and smoke the good buds but its still a job and they work pretty hard at it. Who wants to work hard even for High Times? Not me I prefer to work smart and for myself!

Official Miss High Times Online

Miss High Times 2008 MySpace

Miss High Times 2007 MySpace

 
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Ganja Fields and Marijuana Tours

 

Wanna see some ganja fields in Jamaica? Would you like to take a ganja tour in Negril and a trip over to Orange Hill or Cave Mountain for some sweet Jamaican weed and maybe a cup of ganja tea to wash your ganja cake down with? We might have heard about some ganja tours in Jamaica that would interest a ganja fan or marijuana connoisseur like you. Trick is that we do not offer ganja tours to cops, feds, police or anyone with a badge, a baton or a gun or anyone that will not smoke Jamaican herbs with us before the tour.

So, if you want a ganja tour in Jamaica you will have to come to Jamaica and smoke a big fat bob marley joint with us before we’ll take you anywhere. After you smoke a spliff with us and we get to know you then we will take you on the best ganja tours in Jamaica and you’ll smoke (and eat if you want) so much ganja you’ll be talking to Bob Marley himself.

Marijuana is illegal in Jamaica no matter how hard it is to avoid all over the island. It seems like literally every other person has some “high grade” to offer or a “bob marley spliff” for you to burn. Of course it will cost you but that’s between you the hustler and Bob. Nothing is free and even something as simple as a person offering to smoke with you will come at a hefty charge if you don’t know what you’re doing in Jamaica. It’s better to ask first and always settle on a price before you do anything.

Marijuana is still cultivated in Jamaica by small time farmers amongst other crops usually such as pumpkins or Jamaican squash. The pot plants grow in short single stem plants call “one sticks” that are normally between 12 and 24 inches in length when harvested. The days of huge pot plants and large plantations are long gone. Governmental controls and American drug money have broken up the large growers and made it so that an army of small farmers now does what a few used to control.

The idea that one ganja farmer has better marijuana than an other is not new but the real difference here in Jamaica is in the cure. Many ganja farmers in Jamaica are not allowing the plants to fully mature and the seeds to drop. Many are plucking the plants early in attempts to offer sinsemilla or seedless pot. The trouble here of course is that the THC is not quite mature at this stage of development and the plants potency suffers from a premature harvest.

If you’re looking for ganja in Jamaica then you can most likely look no further than you’re hotel lobby or taxi driver for someone with some ganja for sale. A good size spliff is about $100JA, jamaican dollars, or about $2 US but that’s for those of us that know. Most hustlers will try to hit a tourist hard and ask for $500JA or more for the same amount. Tell him its all good, tell him you know a grower in Orange Hill with some nice high grade but you are always looking for something new. Tell him “me know wa gwan here mon” and “me jus lookin for a likkle sumting difrent” and you might get a better deal.


On top of Ganja Mountain in Negril Jamaica for the cannabis vacation tours

On top of Ganja Mountain in Negril Jamaica

Be wary of purported pot tours to ganja farms in Negril Jamaica as you might just find yourself in one surrounded by not only some pretty pot plants but the local police force as well. Jamaican Ganja farmers have been known to turn in competitors after dragging some unsuspecting fool to be held by the cops until they can “work something out between them” and negotiate a cash settlement on the spot. This usually means you have to give up everything you have on you and you may even have to run to the ATM to withdraw as much cash as you can for the day. All of this of course is to make it better for you and to save you from the nasty Jamaican jail system.

So like we said. Be careful who you ask about a ganja tour in Jamaica. You never know who you can trust mon :)

///UPDATE Spring 2010
McDonalds has “Billions Served” and JamaicaMAX has “Hundreds Stoned” ;)


Marijuana Garden outside the Peter Tosh Museum

Marijuana Garden outside the Peter Tosh Museum

Tour of the Marijuana Garden outside the Peter Tosh Mausoleum in Belmont Jamaica where the Tosh family keeps a small patch of marijuana in honor of the reggae legend. It was his stance on marijuana legalization that got Peter Tosh killed and it’s kinda cool to see the herb garden nearby his grave.

Jamaican Marijuana Herb Garden by the Caribbean

Jamaican Marijuana Garden by the Caribbean

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